The Zhvanetsky imperative
The more a woman we are, the less she is to us.
Women are divided into young and the rest.
Zhvanetsky's mental differentiation
For men, thought rises from below, for women, it remains there.
There are no smart women. There are delight what stupid and horror what fools.
You can do whatever you want with a woman, only she needs to constantly explain what we are doing at the moment.
Going with your wife to Paris is like going to Tula with your samovar.
The fourth instruction of Kozma Prutkov
Don't joke with women: these jokes are stupid and indecent.
Chaste is the one that no one wished for.
It is easy to maintain ideological virginity when no one encroaches on it.
Marriage is difficult. And sometimes even three of us.
The obstacles to love only make it stronger.
All lovers swear to do more than they can, and do not even do what is possible.