The basic principle of sociogenetics
Superiority tends to decline.
The original principle of socioeconomics
In a hierarchical system, remuneration is directly proportional to the attractiveness and ease of work performed.
Hell is not for me.
Only two things on Earth are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.
Everyone for someone is his destiny.
In many situations, what is most difficult needs to be done.
Young's principle of individualism
Everyone wants to peel their own banana.
Kogan's second law
People are usually divided into righteous and sinners, but the righteous divide them.
People who are inclined to resist change do not tend to resist change for the worse.
Thyssen's law of art
As a rule, the death of an artist is a necessary precondition for his greatness.
Kent's Law of Weather
Never change your plans because of the weather.
The Python Principle of Morality
There is nothing wrong with having sex on TV, as long as it doesn't work for you, of course.
Livingston's laws of fat
1. Fat tends to build up enough to fill up any clothing you wear.
2. A fat man walks in the middle of the corridor.
Two fat people walk side by side regardless of whether they know each other or not.
The one who lives closest to everyone comes last.
Zadar's law of biomechanics
Striving to achieve something is inversely proportional to the limit of what is possible.
Most people stand for each other.
Thomas Conjugal Bliss Act
The duration of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
The rule of sleeping in one bed
Whoever snores falls asleep first.
Gillenson's Laws (with no sex)
1. Ignore how the stranger's voice sounds when they date you.
2. Do not pay attention to how the person looks from behind.
Colvard's logical premises
Any probability is 50%, which is the probability that something will happen or not.
Colvard's absolute commentary
This is especially true when it comes to women.
Grelb's comment on Colward's premise
The odds are, however, 90% against you.
The first principle of self-determination
You yourself become like what you fought against.
Feinberg's second principle
Memory is the servant of its master.
The last law of robots
Only mistakes made by humans are real mistakes.
Young's third law
Only after tripping over your own shoes do you start putting them away.
Burr's first law
You can see a lot by watching.
Burr's second law
A half-drunk person is prone to not being loved.
Perslug's second law
Whatever is done around, it happens.
You cannot climb the rope by pushing it away.
There is no such thing as instantaneous experience.
Dizimoni's rule of knowledge
To believe is to see.
The Siddarth principle
You cannot cross the river in two steps.
Lord Belfour's approval
In life, a lot means little, and some things do not matter at all.
Move on Saturday night, then on Sunday pray that the sown seeds will not sprout.
The likelihood of meeting an acquaintance increases if you are in the company of a person next to whom you would not like to be seen by anyone.
If you helped a friend in trouble, he will definitely remind of himself - when he gets into trouble again.
Virtue is your own punishment.
If you've ever done something good, someone will ask you to do it again.
Denniston's corollary applies well to the saying, "Good deeds never go unpunished." Denniston's Law has more to it.
Mason's first law of synergy
The day you sell your soul for something, it will become clear to you that the soul is an excess.
Ron's remarks about the young men
1. Acne appears just before the date.
2. A scratch on a gramophone record is always where your favorite song is recorded.
Pardo's first postulate
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or obese.
Steinkopf's addition to the first postulate of Pardo
Likewise, the good things in life ... cause cancer in experimental mice and are subject to incredible taxes.
Humans tend to make mistakes. It's human to make mistakes. But to pass the mistake onto someone else is even more human.
Whatever happens to you, it happened to others before, but in a stronger form.
Whoever laughs last may not have caught the joke.